I know that when we’re in love’s first flush we like to expose our pale underbellies to our partners. We like to put it all out there and trust that they will love every part of us. We love our new love so much that we voluntarily divulge passwords and say things like “I have nothing to hide, you can look through my phone any time you want”. By the time the thrill is gone and you’ve started having DM sex with model wannabes, you’ve long forgotten that you gave out your password. Then you’re completely caught off-guard when you walk in the house and your girl wants to know who the fuck @sexxxxy_gurl123 is and why you told her you were gonna eat her ass.
Just because you have nothing to hide today, doesn’t mean you won’t have anything to hide tomorrow. So don’t help the snooper by giving out snooping passes.
6. Don’t enable a snooper.
If you should happen to be on the receiving end of one of those psycho girl calls where a stranger says to you “I’m so-and-so’s girlfriend, how do you know him?” do NOT answer the question. You’re rewarding the psycho’s bad behaviour by giving her what she wants – ammunition. Your response is “if you have something to ask so-and-so please contact him directly. I don’t know you” and bam down the phone in the bitch’s ear. Do not attempt to reason with her, do not attempt to reassure her, and do not start recklessly giving out information about so-and-so. It’s bad karma. Refuse to answer the question and hang up the phone. Period. Full stop. Story done.
So that’s it. My rant about snooping and my rules for proper snooping. What do you guys think? Are you a snooper? Ever been snooped on? How did you handle it? Speak on it in the comments.